An open letter.

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 19:04:26 GMT

Attn: whom it may concern.

I am not sure about what you deem to be "funny", but I, however, know that your ideas are tiresome and overdone. Blatant disregard for office ettiquite is not funny.

Sending large, anonymous cardboard boxes to my desk only to find that they are filled with muggle packing-peanuts is not funny.

Placing vaseline and other..products..on my desk while I am in meetings and leaving it out while I'm gone for the rest of the office to see is also, not funny.

Nor are taunting me with hand-puppets while I'm trying to fill out reports. And especially not all the hidden timers in my desk that buzz at random intervals while I'm speaking to board members.

And, yes, I do appreciate samples from cases that I've been investigating, but cat litter has never, nor will ever be a part of said samples. I do not appreciate it spread across the surface of my desk.

My contacts book is not a place to list random numbers and phrases such as 'for a good time, call Belinda..'

Also. My eyebrows are fine the way they are and I would greatly appreciate it if I did not find small sets of muggle tweezers lying about wherever I go.

Thank you,
P. Weasely.

Mr. P. Weasley

An open letter.